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When you piss do you...

  • 16-11-2016 11:31am
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    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Pull your lad and balls out or just your lad.

    I pull my lad and balls out for some reason. It feels more comfortable.

    Also if you get the chance do you piss outside or wait to get to the nearest toilet. I find it kinda freeing pissing in nature.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    just the lad


    I see some lads in the work loos at the urinals, unzip/unbutton the lot, almost have the trousers down round the ankles, don't see the point myself


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    I always, always get my balls out.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 861 ✭✭✭MeatTwoVeg


    Unbelt, unbutton, remove meat and two veg..

    I find it gives me a better empty of the tank.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    I always, always get my balls out.
    Yeah I think it's good that they get a bit of air. Can be awfully stuffy down there for them.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    MeatTwoVeg wrote: »
    Unbelt, unbutton, remove meat and two veg..

    I find it gives me a better empty of the tank.
    Yes that's my feeling to, that it facilitates a more thorough drainage.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭Advbrd


    MeatTwoVeg wrote: »
    Unbelt, unbutton, remove meat and two veg..

    I find it gives me a better empty of the tank.

    When you get that sort of advice from the meat and two veg, it has to be the way to go


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Any feedback on the joys of pissing outdoors also folks. I think it's great provided it's not in public areas or on other peoples property.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Any feedback on the joys of pissing outdoors also folks. I think it's great provided it's not in public areas or on other peoples property.

    Squatting and taking my jeans off is too much effort.


  • Registered Users Posts: 810 ✭✭✭fermanagh_man


    How many times do you shake the lad when your done?

    I've heard there's a limit


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Why you wondering about this OP?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    How many times do you shake the lad when your done?

    I've heard there's a limit
    Not more than two shakes or else it's a **** I'm told.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Winterlong wrote: »
    Why you wondering about this OP?
    I feel that I need to be up on the important issues of the day and decided to conduct some independent research.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 861 ✭✭✭MeatTwoVeg


    pragmatic1 wrote:
    Any feedback on the joys of pissing outdoors also folks. I think it's great provided it's not in public areas or on other peoples property.


    So that leaves your back garden?

    God no, wouldn't want my garden to smell like a public urinal.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Squatting and taking my jeans off is too much effort.
    I can see how that takes all the fun out of pissing outside away. Too much hassle.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    MeatTwoVeg wrote: »
    So that leaves your back garden?

    God no, wouldn't want my garden to smell like a public urinal.
    Nah I'm a country man and have a few of my fields right beside the house. I don't do it too often either.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,717 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I do the AC Slater*, even at urinals.







    *about 2 people will understand this


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭Tilikum


    Just Wilbert, the bag stays tucked away.

    Another thing, I physically cannot piss at all anymore if there is a man at the urinal beside me. It's gone beyond stage fright at this point.


  • Registered Users Posts: 710 ✭✭✭MrMorooka


    Tilikum wrote: »
    Another thing, I physically cannot piss at all anymore if there is a man at the urinal beside me. It's gone beyond stage fright at this point.

    So you have no problems if it's a woman at the urinal beside you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭Tilikum


    MrMorooka wrote: »
    So you have no problems if it's a woman at the urinal beside you?

    Correct.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    One of the drawbacks of the smoking ban was no longer being able to throw a butt into a urinal and washing it down to the other end using the power of your beery piss.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Tilikum wrote: »
    Just Wilbert, the bag stays tucked away.

    Another thing, I physically cannot piss at all anymore if there is a man at the urinal beside me. It's gone beyond stage fright at this point.
    I feel your pain. I have some mental block about that too now. Always use a cubicle unless the urinals are empty.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    One of the drawbacks of the smoking ban was no longer being able to throw a butt into a urinal and washing it down to the other end using the power of your beery piss.
    I sometimes use the jet streams to clean stains and feel a wee bit accomplished when I've removed some stain.


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,137 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Wait... take your balls out too?

    I mean, I've genuinely never thought of doing that but now I want to go for a p*ss just to try it...

    Here's another question; you go to the toilet for a p*ss, there are other people in nearby rooms... P*ss around the bowl to minimise noise or directly into the water?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    Are there genuinely guys who just take their knob out and not the balls too? As someone who's always prone to a sneaky glance at other gentlemans business at urinals, I've never encountered this and surely you can't get a proper emptying with your knob squashed between your sack and waist band?

    +1 for pissing outside too and I usually leave the kacks around the knees so I can feel the cold breeze on my cheeks, splendid stuff.


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,137 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    thelad95 wrote: »
    Are there genuinely guys who just take their knob out and not the balls too? As someone who's always prone to a sneaky glance at other gentlemans business at urinals, I've never encountered this and surely you can't get a proper emptying with your knob squashed between your sack and waist band?

    Thumb holding down the waistband to not squash the knob.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,742 ✭✭✭DopeTech


    Usually just the lad at the start,then towards the end I strain the spuds.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,206 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    So, this is where we are now.


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ Diana Sour Sealskin


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I do the AC Slater*, even at urinals.







    *about 2 people will understand this

    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Gunslinger92


    I love this thread :pac:


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  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ Diana Sour Sealskin


    I peed outside in a field many years ago. The grass tickled my lady parts. It was kinda nice and kinda strange.


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