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Awkward bastad

  • 18-11-2016 11:55pm
    #1
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    I just leaned over the back of the sofa to give me missus a squeeze and she told me I was leaning on her hair,,, fuk me you try to be nice but I've never leaned on anyones hair before, she called me an awkward bastad and told me to feck off, is womens hair that sensitive really ??

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  • #2
    Riley Scary Poppycock
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Scary Poppycock


    She's probably even more pissed off now you're on the internet telling the world about it!


  • #3
    Fluffy Cat 88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 338 ✭✭Fluffy Cat 88


    uch wrote: »
    I just leaned over the back of the sofa to give me missus a squeeze and she told me I was leaning on her hair,,, fuk me you try to be nice but I've never leaned on anyones hair before, she called me an awkward bastad and told me to feck off, is womens hair that sensitive really ??

    Hahahaha! Hair isn't sensitive, the scalp it's attached to is though!

    Im sure she still loves you, even though you're an akward bastid ;)


  • #4
    miezekatze
    Registered Users Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭miezekatze


    Is this post for real? You were probably pulling it as you were leaning on it.


  • #5
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,109 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Eh, you know it's attached to their scalp, right?


  • #6
    SCOOP 64
    Registered Users Posts: 5,205 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    No womens hair isnt that senstive at all, your just a Awkward Bastad.


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  • #7
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    Nah she's just in a nark cause some cnut in the jungle didn't do something right, and it's my fault because she said so

    21/25



  • #8
    allthedoyles
    Registered Users Posts: 6,893 ✭✭✭allthedoyles


    kiss and make up


  • #9
    learn_more
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    Don't you realise how many thousands of euro women spend per year on their hair... you've ruined everything. No wonder she was piss*d off.


  • #10
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    Perma wave feminism.


  • #11
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    When you snuggle later, what ever you do dont be calling her awkward, when you get a numb arm.


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  • #12
    J. Marston
    Registered Users Posts: 23,102 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Awkward bastard, not the cutest pet name.


  • #13
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    allthedoyles wrote: »
    kiss and make up

    I will, but I was just thinking about the finger up the hole thread

    21/25



  • #14
    OCEANIC FIZZY POP NINE
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 161 ✭✭OCEANIC FIZZY POP NINE


    Pussy hair?


  • #15
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    J. Marston wrote: »
    Awkward bastard, not the cutest pet name.
    Nah thats me

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  • #16
    Frigating
    Registered Users Posts: 249 ✭✭Frigating




  • #17
    Tandey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭Tandey


    Pull on her hair later when your up to your eyes in her...see will you get the same reaction.


  • #18
    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,411 ✭✭✭Stigura


    J. Marston wrote: »
    Awkward bastard, not the cutest pet name.


    I'll give ye that.

    But; I knew a bloke whose wifes 'Pet Name', for him was ........

    " Ya Fat Necked C**t!!! "


    Never forgotten that.


  • #19
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Bend er over and pull it harder. You must be doing it wrong.


  • #20
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    Unfortunately lads I'm a hairy (back, front, all over) cúnt, so she's gonna lie on me shortly to get her own back, so in the end the Lady wins. (bitches, cnuts fúckers, todger pullers)Amen

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