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Mild insults (but which were total burns in the schoolyard)

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  • 11-02-2019 3:37pm
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    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭


    Ninny


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    #2
    robarmstrong
    Registered Users Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭robarmstrong


    YOUR MA


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    antix80
    Registered Users Posts: 2,419 ✭✭✭antix80


    "Cool" (which stood for "c*nt on one leg")


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    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    queer say what (said fast)

    what? :o


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    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Retarded butt monkey…


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    #6
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    MILD insults!

    Silly billy.


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    #7
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Yer face!


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    OneArt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    *points at dog foeces*

    "That's you."


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    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Get off it cus I got off your mother last night.


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    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    OneArt wrote: »
    *points at dog foeces*

    "That's you."
    Finally someone gets it.


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hey, Stretch!*


    *aimed at a short person


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    Tiguan Joe
    Registered Users Posts: 98 ✭✭Tiguan Joe


    If there was a gay on top of you would you

    Leave him there OR Pull him off


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    oLoonatic
    Registered Users Posts: 375 ✭✭oLoonatic


    You're a frigid


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    Southdubin6
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 649 ✭✭✭Southdubin6


    Your mas your da.


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    J. Marston
    Registered Users Posts: 23,104 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    fryup wrote: »
    queer say what (said fast)

    what? :o

    Ifyagaysaywha'


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    #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Up your lala
    Swivel on it
    Big swing


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    _Whimsical_
    Registered Users Posts: 7,955 ✭✭✭_Whimsical_


    I remember "ninny goat" cutting me deep.


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    shar01
    Registered Users Posts: 817 ✭✭✭shar01


    I know you are but what am I.

    Takes one to know one and I know you.


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    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    "Scarleh for yer ma for havin' ya"


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    #20
    eviltimeban
    Registered Users Posts: 5,087 ✭✭✭eviltimeban


    Does anyone remember "Are you a benny tied to a pole?"


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    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,183 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Joanie.(This guy mother who was suspected to be a prostitute.)


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    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    Four eyes


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    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Sofa King


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    Stone Gossard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭Stone Gossard


    "Hey retard"

    "You smell like a fool"

    "What height are ya".."3 foot 6'..."I never knew they piled shíte that high"


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    silverharp
    Registered Users Posts: 17,840 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    I remember going up to younger kids to "insult" them by calling them homo sapiens, much to their displeasure....knowledge is power!

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    Woke Hogan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    For a time it was popular to tell someone who was ****e at sport that they should be competing in the Special Olympics. Sometime between the late 90s when Ireland was announced to host it in 2003 and about five years ago. I used to say it to my daughter years ago without offence but my son (he's younger) wouldn't have it


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    #27
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Yer face!
    Candie wrote: »
    Hey, Stretch!*


    *aimed at a short person
    oLoonatic wrote: »
    You're a frigid
    Southdubin6 wrote: »
    Your mas your da.
    _Whimsical_ wrote: »
    I remember "ninny goat" cutting me deep.
    shar01 wrote: »
    I know you are but what am I.

    Takes one to know one and I know you.
    Bigbagofcans wrote: »
    Four eyes
    Now you're talking.

    Nincompoop.


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    #28
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    silverharp wrote: »
    I remember going up to younger kids to "insult" them by calling them homo sapiens, much to their displeasure....knowledge is power!
    Lol :D

    Fatty bum.


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    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    You rehab.


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    Cartroubles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭Cartroubles


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    You rehab.

    Sometimes shortened to 'hab.

    Pissant.


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    TheValeyard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,206 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Scarlet for your ma for having ya

    Fcuk Putin. Glory to Ukraine!



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