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if you could screw with someone from the future

the_pen_turner · 2019-02-21 00:21:24

what would you do stuff like put a fake skeliton under the floor boards dead hamster in an rc airplane crashed in the garden type stuff

21-02-2019 1:21am

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the_pen_turner

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what would you do

stuff like put a fake skeliton under the floor boards

dead hamster in an rc airplane crashed in the garden type stuff

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#2 21-02-2019 1:24am

Wheety

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I don't know anyone from the future.

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#3 21-02-2019 1:30am

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Wheety wrote: »

I don't know anyone from the future.

no but if you leave a legacy behind , they will know of you

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#4 21-02-2019 1:34am

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Myself... I'd just go ahead a few weeks, and cut the break lines in my car.

That'll teach me... Smug fecker.

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#5 21-02-2019 1:41am

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I would set up a DeLorean factory in Swindon.

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#6 21-02-2019 1:44am

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Fake memoirs.

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#7 21-02-2019 1:46am

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I'd tell them I was the queen and they must obey me or perish.

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#8 21-02-2019 1:46am

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Seemed like an interesting thread from the title until I read the post content.

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#9 21-02-2019 1:54am

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frankie boyles plan.

put a pressure sensitive mine in a time capsule.

discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135
😁

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#10 21-02-2019 2:20am

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I'd go far into the future and astonish them all with something simple like a disposable lighter so I could then become King of all the land and commandeer the finest steeds to ride around on.

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#11 21-02-2019 9:28am

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I've always thought it would be funny to bury a time capsule with a load of sex toys and random crap, the thought of future college students writing their thesis on why dildos were worshipped or given as offerings in the 21st century would be hilarious.

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#12 21-02-2019 9:33am

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the_pen_turner wrote: »

no but if you leave a legacy behind , they will know of you

OP is this you?

I found a Safe

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#13 21-02-2019 10:07am

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AllForIt wrote: »

Seemed like an interesting thread from the title until I read the post content.

Glad you changed all that with this beauty.

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#14 21-02-2019 10:19am

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Ive stolen the idea someone else had of getting buried with my phone, and making sure everyone else knows I was buried with my phone.

My Solicitor or someone else would be informed in my will however that they are getting my SIM card and have to randomly text of phone people a few days after my funeral.

Dave Allen used to have a joke about the only reason they make you put life jackets on when a plane is about to crash - is so scientists of the future will think there was a river there.

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#15 21-02-2019 11:17am

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grahambo wrote: »

OP is this you?

I found a Safe

Sadly not

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#16 21-02-2019 11:18am

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If I could fúck with someone from the future, it would have to be be tomorrows Jennifer Lawrence.

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#17 21-02-2019 11:41am

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AllForIt wrote: »

Seemed like an interesting thread from the title until I read the post content.

Aye. But then I remembered Pratchett's "Strata".

This is a bit left-field, but the bit where the terraformers formed a fossilised dinosaur holding a sign reading, "Stop Nuclear Testing Now."

Terry, the freaking genius, predicting trolling in 1981.

Amazing

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#18 21-02-2019 12:01pm

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I'd screw with Kelly Brooke.

I'd also screw her in the present.

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#19 21-02-2019 3:20pm

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Rather screw with them in the present.

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#20 21-02-2019 3:44pm

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Sell someone the Ha'penny Bridge

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