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Some short jokes i find amusing. .

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  • 31-07-1999 6:39pm
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    [CrasH]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 48 ✭


    Let me see if i have any jokes in my little head .. ... um yes heres some

    Whats the first sign of soccer in the bible ?
    Jesus went up for the cross

    Whats the first sign of knackors in the bible?
    Hosana In a Hiace

    Whats the first sign of Drugs in the bible?
    Jesus got stoned - Moses went up for the tablets.

    ummmmmmm the trusty bible jokes lets try some more corney ones. ..

    [Racist Jokes removed]


    Ok that completes my jokes smile.gif
    Nada Nada Nada !!!!

    [This message has been edited by gandalf (edited 01-08-99).]


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    Cheez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 467 ✭✭Cheez


    whats the first sign of sex in the bible
    jesus goes to mount olive

    rasist jokes removed ffs
    damn political incorrectness


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    LoLth
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 10,339 Mod ✭✭✭✭LoLth


    ah, Gand..

    some of the funniest jokes are racist/sexist. As long as they aren't too bad/insulting. I love most of the Irish jokes, actually, when I was on Holidays, an English 'friend of a friend' decided to tell Irish jokes and then challenged me to come up with some English jokes. It was great fun when I told EVERY Irish joke I knew - yes, even the really old sad ones.

    "One man's misfortune is another man's humour"

    - ****! I've either got to shave the beard or stop growing my hair....

    Just stick up a 'not my fault if you get insulted disclaimer'. Then again, you're the admin here and you probably had good reason to delete them - just an opinion.

    :-)


    Preacher LoLth: 'Suffer little children. Suffer!'




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    gandalf
    Registered Users Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭gandalf


    OK

    1. I'm no longer the admin here, cloud didn't want me getting too much power with the footy board as well.

    2. I really don't agree with you about racist jokes.

    3. Its now Mouserats problem smile.gif

    Gandalf.


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    Graysonn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28 ✭Graysonn


    How's about dead baby jokes?
    smile.gif


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    Hobbes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    Apprantly only if they are another race cheeky.gif


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    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan



    personally i dont mind any jokes at all, be it racist, sexist, bigoted or anthing.

    however, i will not ever tolerate baby jokes at all

    and my joke today?

    what do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?

    a current


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