Even more adverts you despise

Nevin Parsnipp · 16-01-2021 11:16am

Max Headroom wrote: »

Have i seen that one..??...what, she has a leaky bum or something..??

Ant advt "featuring" Ms Williams will be Uber annoying...trust me ...

Has she come back from St.Barts yet....?

RabbleRouser2k · 16-01-2021 12:48pm

Nevin Parsnipp wrote: »

Ant advt "featuring" Ms Williams will be Uber annoying...trust me ...

Has she come back from St.Barts yet....?

She even has to make a 'cameo' in her boyfriend/ husband's Gin company advert.

Archeron · 19-01-2021 10:25pm

Some company, biscuit based I think, had a kind of cute ad with dad having a tea party with his daughter and her toys, then going on a zoom call wearing fairy wings. Nice enough ad.

Pg tips thought, oh that looks nice but instead of a nice little kid, let's get a condescending little mini greta thunberg to talk in a completely overly pronounced and non child like way about how other companies still use *traditional oil based plastic in teabags. Its unnatural, its preachy, its a terrible interpretation of the other ad, and it seems awful to use the concept to sell an idea in this way that a kid of this age more than likely wouldn't care about. I'm in my mid forties and it was this ad that taught me that there is plastic in teabags, so I doubt the fuzzy unicorn loving age of kids are losing sleep over it. Certainly not enough to call the soft toy version of the UN Council.

At the end of the ad, the little girl says something like.... "So simple anyone can do it, even you! " At this she glares at what appears to a scared dog being forced to wear a ribbon. First time I saw that, I actually said out loud, what the fcuk are you picking on him for???

Is this a modern version of the old fashioned Pg tips chimp tea party? Bleurgh. Sorry, a bit ranty because I've seen the stupid thing about five times tonight.

20-01-2021 1:44am

My only problem with that OG Tips/Lyons ad is staring at that dog trying to decide if it's real or a fake dog.

spookwoman · 20-01-2021 1:47am

Archeron wrote: »

Some company, biscuit based I think, had a kind of cute ad with dad having a tea party with his daughter and her toys, then going on a zoom call wearing fairy wings. Nice enough ad.

Pg tips thought, oh that looks nice but instead of a nice little kid, let's get a condescending little mini greta thunberg to talk in a completely overly pronounced and non child like way about how other companies still use *traditional oil based plastic in teabags. Its unnatural, its preachy, its a terrible interpretation of the other ad, and it seems awful to use the concept to sell an idea in this way that a kid of this age more than likely wouldn't care about. I'm in my mid forties and it was this ad that taught me that there is plastic in teabags, so I doubt the fuzzy unicorn loving age of kids are losing sleep over it. Certainly not enough to call the soft toy version of the UN Council.

At the end of the ad, the little girl says something like.... "So simple anyone can do it, even you! " At this she glares at what appears to a scared dog being forced to wear a ribbon. First time I saw that, I actually said out loud, what the fcuk are you picking on him for???

Is this a modern version of the old fashioned Pg tips chimp tea party? Bleurgh. Sorry, a bit ranty because I've seen the stupid thing about five times tonight.

No, you mentioned the G word.

lertsnim · 20-01-2021 9:48am

Pythagorean wrote: »

That ad featuring Vogue Williams with her hideous trout pout going on about " the little sounds" she makes when tending to her baby

How did any company think that woman would be the one to sell anything. Who looks at the ad and says "if Vogue uses it then it must be good"?

She is a nobody famous for marrying yer man from Westlife.

Max Headroom · 20-01-2021 10:46am

.."Scotts home earrrrly.."............:mad:

Quazzie · 20-01-2021 11:04am

Max Headroom wrote: »

.."Scotts home earrrrly.."............:mad:

The weird part* is what is peanut doing in the closet? Waiting to tag in?

*even weirder than a woman and a chocolate filled confectionery having an extra marital affair.

thesandeman · 22-01-2021 10:24pm

Why are they putting subtitles up for the woman speaking English in the anti racism ad?

Pythagorean · 22-01-2021 10:48pm

That Lenor ad " ya no' gettin this bak" where a variety of repulsive individuals swaddle themselves in white sheets.

23-01-2021 12:04am

thesandeman wrote: »

Why are they putting subtitles up for the woman speaking English in the anti racism ad?

I'm going to assume as it's a public service ad and it's for deaf viewers. But I did laugh just now when you pointed that out. Bit like how Derry Girls is subtitled anywhere outside the UK and Ireland!

trashcan · 23-01-2021 1:25am

thesandeman wrote: »

Why are they putting subtitles up for the woman speaking English in the anti racism ad?

Ha, yeah

. I’d love to make a complaint about how racist that is.

irs · 23-01-2021 1:35am

All those dreadful Covid 19 ad's have subtitles.

Max Headroom · 23-01-2021 10:48am

Saw an ad last night for the NHS..just showing sick peoples faces....something like.."look them in the eye and tell them youre doing everything you can....".....

brilliant and simple...
btw...is there a "good ad" thread..?

iamwhoiam · 23-01-2021 10:51am

“No screens at the table Mum “

It drives me mad at this stage

23-01-2021 10:54am

iamwhoiam wrote: »

“No screens at the table Mum “

It drives me mad at this stage

The face the ma makes makes me want to punch the tv.

Hangdogroad · 23-01-2021 11:11am

Archeron wrote: »

Some company, biscuit based I think, had a kind of cute ad with dad having a tea party with his daughter and her toys, then going on a zoom call wearing fairy wings. Nice enough ad.

Pg tips thought, oh that looks nice but instead of a nice little kid, let's get a condescending little mini greta thunberg to talk in a completely overly pronounced and non child like way about how other companies still use *traditional oil based plastic in teabags. Its unnatural, its preachy, its a terrible interpretation of the other ad, and it seems awful to use the concept to sell an idea in this way that a kid of this age more than likely wouldn't care about. I'm in my mid forties and it was this ad that taught me that there is plastic in teabags, so I doubt the fuzzy unicorn loving age of kids are losing sleep over it. Certainly not enough to call the soft toy version of the UN Council.

At the end of the ad, the little girl says something like.... "So simple anyone can do it, even you! " At this she glares at what appears to a scared dog being forced to wear a ribbon. First time I saw that, I actually said out loud, what the fcuk are you picking on him for???

Is this a modern version of the old fashioned Pg tips chimp tea party? Bleurgh. Sorry, a bit ranty because I've seen the stupid thing about five times tonight.

The young girls voice is headwrecking, wtf accent is that?

Pythagorean · 23-01-2021 11:40am

iamwhoiam wrote: »

“No screens at the table Mum “

It drives me mad at this stage

Really annoying ad, from the ridiculous start "we are under attack, take cover", to the angelic faced brat who says the no screens bit, to the mothers infuriating Very Important Business at the table , to the indulgent dreamy smile she then bestows on that precocious brat. Awful stuff. :mad:

lapua20grain · 23-01-2021 11:55am

Pythagorean wrote: »

That Lenor ad " ya no' gettin this bak" where a variety of repulsive individuals swaddle themselves in white sheets.

That does my tits in

Atlantic Dawn · 23-01-2021 11:59am

Pythagorean wrote: »

Really annoying ad, from the ridiculous start "we are under attack, take cover", to the angelic faced brat who says the no screens bit, to the mothers infuriating Very Important Business at the table , to the indulgent dreamy smile she then bestows on that precocious brat. Awful stuff. :mad:

And the father sits at the table with zero involvement in the ad, was he done for the croyme of dishonestly operating a computer in the past?

JimFin · 23-01-2021 5:03pm

There is an ad at present I think for SSE Airtricity that shows two grandparents enjoying a much better relationship with their grandkids after they switch electricity supplier. How have we never thought of this before - its the most obvious way possible for 8 and 9 year olds to get far more enjoyment from visiting granny and grandad......Sweet jeebus did they use up a free ad voucher with a marketing agency... :rolleyes:

HildaOgdenx · 23-01-2021 5:05pm

iamwhoiam wrote: »

“No screens at the table Mum “

It drives me mad at this stage

I have to mute the tv the minute it starts.

HildaOgdenx · 23-01-2021 5:09pm

Quazzie wrote: »

The weird part* is what is peanut doing in the closet? Waiting to tag in?

*even weirder than a woman and a chocolate filled confectionery having an extra marital affair.

That never crossed my mind until someone mentioned it here. It IS a weird ad! 'Now the biting makes sense' WTF!

All that fandango · 23-01-2021 5:13pm

That ad about being in debt, where your one is in her kitchen and she's sinking under the water at the same time. As soon as the voiceover says something about we will help keep your head above water, her foot touches the floor, which makes it look like she has sank to the bottom. Then has a very relieved look on her face. Very confusing.

Max Headroom · 23-01-2021 5:32pm

Hangdogroad wrote: »

The young girls voice is headwrecking, wtf accent is that?

It's the way they're being taught to speak it seems...soon we,'ll have no identity, specially with Biden getting in.....
I saw an interview with some school kids on rte yesterday...painful listening..I'd swear they're being taught to say "like" as often as possible.....do they teach grammer in school anymore.?

colm_mcm · 23-01-2021 5:40pm

What sort of people would make an advert that bad?

This sort

Boys + Girls has rolled out a new campaign for Three that showcases the mobile phone operator’s flexible family plans which offer families increased savings on their mobile phone bills.

The heart-warming brand ad, which was directed by Dermot Malone of Banjoman, follows a variety of family members using connectivity in their own ways. The ad places a typical family situation at the core, showing how with Three’s family plan they can connect to what matters. However, when they’re together there’s a “no screens at the table” moment, as that’s the connection that matters most.

According to Aislinn O’Connor, director of marketing, Three Ireland: “At Three, we understand the importance of connectivity in family life. We realise that every family member may be using their connectivity in different ways. We created our family plans as a simple way for families to save on their monthly bill while they connect to the things that matter most to them.”

Kris Clarkin, creative director, Boys+Girls adds: “This commercial begins by transporting the viewer into the online worlds of each family member but ultimately ends with a beautiful moment of connection in the real world. We felt it was brave of the brand to elevate real family connection and we wanted to honour that with a piece that celebrates both our online and offline lives.

Tim76 · 23-01-2021 7:24pm

colm_mcm wrote: »

What sort of people would make an advert that bad?

This sort

"beautiful moment of connection" - spare me.

Nigel Fairservice · 24-01-2021 2:01am

Johnathan Witty Somewhere wrote: »

The face the ma makes makes me want to punch the tv.

All the other kids at the table co-operate without putting up any fight either. Like that would happen in real life!

Acosta · 24-01-2021 9:12am

iamwhoiam wrote: »

“No screens at the table Mum “

It drives me mad at this stage

"I'm cutting your hair tomorrow. Cry all you want, I don't care."

whisky_galore · 24-01-2021 9:20am

Tim76 wrote: »

"beautiful moment of connection" - spare me.

Such bollocks.

Interesting to see what rubbish goes through ad creator's minds to bring us the ads we hate.

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