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  • #62
    fergiesfolly
    Registered Users Posts: 3,318 ✭✭✭fergiesfolly


    Anyone else close the lid of the toilet before you flush.
    Heard years ago, that the flush causes a vortex and a very fine mist is pushed up from the bowl.
    Don't fancy being sprayed with my own pish, so always lower lid and then flush.


  • #63
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Padre101 wrote: »
    Lad and balls both out, it improves fluid flow dynamics.
    As for outdoors, I used to live in a house with one jax between six people so I sometimes resorted to the back garden.

    Back garden?

    Was your kitchen sink broken? Just push the dishes to the side.


  • #64
    gumbo1
    Registered Users Posts: 681 ✭✭✭gumbo1


    Depends on what I'm wearing. If I'm in tracksuit bottoms then it's all out if I'm in jeans or trousers then it's just the wee fella. If I'm caught short coming home from the pub or cycling in the middle of nowhere then it'll be the quickest piss on record, not a fan really.


  • #65
    thelad95
    Registered Users Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    fergiesfolly wrote: »
    Anyone else close the lid of the toilet before you flush.
    Heard years ago, that the flush causes a vortex and a very fine mist is pushed up from the bowl.
    Don't fancy being sprayed with my own pish, so always lower lid and then flush.

    This isn't a myth it's true, but I love the satisfaction of watching my massive log sink away, I even record it sometimes


  • #66
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Padre101 wrote: »
    Lad and balls both out, it improves fluid flow dynamics.
    As for outdoors, I used to live in a house with one jax between six people so I sometimes resorted to the back garden.

    For some reason for me it feels more thorough when the lad and balls are out for the piss. It feels like I've gotten every drop out.


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  • #67
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    On a separate but related issue, what do women who go to the toilet together talk about, and do you check each others bits out too.


  • #68
    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,411 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »
    One of the drawbacks of the smoking ban was no longer being able to throw a butt into a urinal and washing it down to the other end using the power of your beery piss.

    I used to smoke roll ups. The ultimate challenge then was to piss on a spat out dog end, So Manfully, that it broke up and went down the drain as shreds of 'baccy.

    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Yes. But sometimes I'll piss directly into the water, with as much pressure as I can muster, to assert some type of piss dominance.


    THIS. Absolutely! Make a noise like a bull elephant's emptying a bursting bladder. I want the whole place to reverberate with the sound of my stream dominating that water.

    I like to re enter the room, catching the sheepish, wide eyed glimpses of men, women and children. Knowing that they've just heard a Man power wash the bowl like an unrepentant Boss! :cool:


  • #69
    Fear Ciarrai
    Registered Users Posts: 138 ✭✭Fear Ciarrai


    fergiesfolly wrote:
    Anyone else close the lid of the toilet before you flush. Heard years ago, that the flush causes a vortex and a very fine mist is pushed up from the bowl. Don't fancy being sprayed with my own pish, so always lower lid and then flush.


    Stag party in Lisdoonvarna. End of night. Queue for the jacks in chipper - too long to wait. Wandered around the back of the chipper. Left it out and flowed with that great pressure release satisfaction. Until the strong Atlantic wind came along and I got backwash in the face.


  • #70
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I was at a stag in Carlingford during the summer. I met former Ireland full back Gary Kelly and told him to take a piss behind a chipper.
    He did.
    He was a full un-buckler and all buttons/fly open type of guy with a powerful stream. I'm just going to assume that he took the wang and danglers out by his posture and confidence, I never did get a chance to take a look.

    Sound bloke.


  • #71
    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,411 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I never did get a chance to take a look.

    Like ye wanted to?!

    Me disappoint .....


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  • #72
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    who calls their penis their lad???


  • #73
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    On a separate but related issue, what do women who go to the toilet together talk about, and do you check each others bits out too.

    men! I was told its men!


  • #74
    blueser
    Registered Users Posts: 10,691 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    Anyone ever race the flush? Or is it just me?


  • #75
    johnayo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    I always just drag out the schlong and piddle away. I enjoy a good fart while taking a piss too.
    But sure don't they say that it's a lonely piss without a fart.


  • #76
    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,411 ✭✭✭Stigura


    johnayo wrote: »
    I enjoy a good fart while taking a piss too.
    But sure don't they say that it's a lonely piss without a fart.

    Oh the joy of youth! :(


  • #77
    blueser
    Registered Users Posts: 10,691 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    johnayo wrote: »
    I always just drag out the schlong and piddle away. I enjoy a good fart while taking a piss too.
    But sure don't they say that it's a lonely piss without a fart.
    It's the follow through you want to be careful about!


  • #78
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    mansize wrote: »
    who calls their penis their lad???
    Mise agus muintir Dún na nGall.


  • #79
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Was telling the OH how I went into the pub toilet to see two guys competing to see who could piss higher up the wall.

    "What did you do?" says she.

    "I hit the bloody roof !!" I replied..


  • #80
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    On a separate but related issue, what do women who go to the toilet together talk about, and do you check each others bits out too.

    Last time I was in the toilet with another woman she pointed out that the top of my stockings were mismatched (and only slightly I might add....I hadn't even noticed myself!)
    I assume she checked out my bits too if she noticed that but didn't comment so they probably passed inspection :D


  • #81
    Copper_pipe
    Registered Users Posts: 11,553 ✭✭✭✭Copper_pipe


    Took a piss next to Michael Van Gerwen in the local when he was doing a darts exhibition. (No darts in the jacks lol)


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  • #82
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    The middle of the night, which is rare, is a sit down piss.


  • #83
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    All out for me. I empty better and quicker. Otherwise there's pressure on the urine passage.


  • #84
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    The middle of the night, which is rare, is a sit down piss.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_zrJVu6Mk


  • #85
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_zrJVu6Mk

    Try it. Why stand up when you can sit down?
    Larry David does it.


  • #86
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    Try it. Why stand up when you can sit down?
    Larry David does it.
    Fcuk it. Might try it before sleep. I'm feeling adventurous. I'll report back.


  • #87
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    I piss agin de wall.


  • #88
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    Try it. Why stand up when you can sit down?
    Larry David does it.

    Too much dribbling to stand?


  • #89
    Cienciano
    Registered Users Posts: 14,223 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    thelad95 wrote: »
    +1 for pissing outside too and I usually leave the kacks around the knees so I can feel the cold breeze on my cheeks, splendid stuff.

    Feels good man


  • #90
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I am a sitter never a stander. So its clothing around the ankles and everything out for me :)


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