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Worst Lyrics

  • 01-03-2018 1:38pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Usually I like Kasabian's music but not too gone on their new song.

    The chorus goes...

    You're in love with a psycho
    You're in love with a psycho
    And there's nothing you can do about it

    It's that last line. Its not really the words but the way they sing it, it sounds like they got bored and couldn't think of anything else to say :/

    Also all the lyrics of any Black Eyed Peas song particularly, Boom Boom Pow..

    I like that boom boom pow
    Them chickens jackin' my style
    They try to copy my swagger
    I'm on that next **** now
    I'm so 3008
    You so 2000 and late
    I got that boom boom boom
    That future boom boom boom :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭Ajsoprano


    I wouldn’t worry too much about music directed at teenagers. It tells them they are cool because they listen to the new stuff.
    We’ve moved on from the plastic pop.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,247 ✭✭✭Choochtown


    Worst lyrics ?

    She loves you yeah yeah yeah
    She loves you yeah yeah yeah
    She loves you yeah yeah yeah
    She said she loves you and you know that can't be bad
    Yes she loves you and you know you should be glad
    Ooooooo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Ajsoprano wrote: »
    I wouldn’t worry too much about music directed at teenagers. It tells them they are cool because they listen to the new stuff.
    We’ve moved on from the plastic pop.

    I'm not worried about it. I just think they're really bad lyrics :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Live for your toys
    Even though they make noise
    Have you ever played with plasticine?
    Even tried a trampoline?

    "Little James" written by Liam Gallagher. It appears on the Oasis album Standing on the Shoulder of Giants.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,328 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Usually I like Kasabian's music but not too gone on their new song.

    The chorus goes...

    You're in love with a psycho
    You're in love with a psycho
    And there's nothing you can do about it

    It's that last line. Its not really the words but the way they sing it, it sounds like they got bored and couldn't think of anything else to say :/

    Also all the lyrics of any Black Eyed Peas song particularly, Boom Boom Pow..

    I like that boom boom pow
    Them chickens jackin' my style
    They try to copy my swagger
    I'm on that next **** now
    I'm so 3008
    You so 2000 and late
    I got that boom boom boom
    That future boom boom boom :confused:

    Why are you calling it a new song from Kasabian? It was released a year ago.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭Too Tough To Die


    A room without a roof is nothing to be happy about.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


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  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    And I was like baby, baby, baby oh
    Like baby, baby, baby no
    Like baby, baby, baby oh
    I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
    Baby, baby, baby oh
    Like baby, baby, baby no
    Like baby, baby, baby ooh
    I thought you'd always be mine


    - Martin Luther King


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Why are you calling it a new song from Kasabian? It was released a year ago.

    That's new to me :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 899 ✭✭✭FrKurtFahrt


    These words from Neil Diamond always made me wonder what he was smoking...


    "I am"... I said
    To no one there
    And no one heard at all
    Not even the chair


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    Terrorvision - Conspiracy
    Entourage by the reservoir they're gonna test drive that new sports car
    Meet around midnight less people around cut the alarm so there isn't a sound

    You know damn well you know damn well what
    You know damn well you know damn well what
    You know damn well you know damn well what
    You know damn well you know damn well what

    The dogio and the catio are fighting on the patio
    The neighbours need a hero 'cos someone's had their stereo

    You know damn well you know damn well what
    You know damn well you know damn well what
    You know damn well you know damn well what
    You know damn well you know damn well what


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    All kinds of brilliant & awful



  • Registered Users Posts: 819 ✭✭✭EDit


    Song “Life” by Des’ree won some award for worst lyrics...worst verse was as follows

    Oh, I get the shivers
    I don't want to see a ghost,
    It's a sight that I fear most
    I'd rather have a piece of toast
    And watch the evening news


  • Posts: 0 Renee Odd Timber


    EDit wrote: »
    Song by Des’ree won some award for worst lyrics...worst verse was as follows

    Oh, I get the shivers
    I don't want to see a ghost,
    It's a sight that I fear most
    I'd rather have a piece of toast
    And watch the evening news

    It's almost Shakespearean in comparison to what we have these days..


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Rhythm is a dancer
    It's a soul companion
    You can feel it everywhere
    Lift your hands and voices
    Free your mind and join us
    You can feel it in the air

    Oh it's a passion
    Oh you can feel it yeah
    Oh it's a passion
    Ohh

    Check this out
    Let the rhythm ride you, guide you
    Sneak inside you set your mind to move
    To its pulsation, bass vibrations
    Sense sensation, pause is not implicit
    Mind and body must be free too
    Please take it all way, nothing to lose
    Everything to win
    Let it control you hold you mold you
    Not the old, the new, touch it, taste it
    Free your soul let it invade you
    Gotto to be what you wanna
    If the groove don't get you the rhyme flow's gonna
    I'm serious as cancer when I say
    "Rhythm is a dancer"


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Luther Vandross - my spine attempts to flee my body every time I hear this

    Back when I was a child, before life removed all the innocence
    My father would lift me high and dance with my mother and me and then spin me around 'til I fell asleep
    Then up the stairs he would carry me
    And I knew for sure I was loved

    If I could get another chance, another walk, another dance with him
    I'd play a song that would never, ever end
    How I'd love, love, love
    To dance with my father again

    When I and my mother would disagree
    To get my way, I would run from her to him
    He'd make me laugh just to comfort me
    Then finally make me do just what my mama said

    Later that night when I was asleep
    He left a dollar under my sheet
    Never dreamed that he would be gone from me

    If I could steal one final glance, one final step, one final dance with him
    I'd play a song that would never, ever end
    'Cause I'd love, love, love
    To dance with my father again

    Sometimes I'd listen outside her door
    And I'd hear how my mama cried for him
    I pray for her even more than me
    I pray for her even more than me

    I know I'm praying for much too much
    But could You send back the only man she loved?
    I know You don't do it usually
    But, dear Lord, she's dying
    To dance with my father again

    Every night I fall asleep and this is all I ever dream


  • Registered Users Posts: 73,365 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Rhiannah/Eminem, love the way you lie.

    now you get to watch her leave out the window. I guess that's why they call it window pane.




    Also, Toto Africa.

    know that I must do what's right, as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,347 ✭✭✭✭Grayditch


    EDit wrote: »
    Song “Life” by Des’ree won some award for worst lyrics...worst verse was as follows

    Oh, I get the shivers
    I don't want to see a ghost,
    It's a sight that I fear most
    I'd rather have a piece of toast
    And watch the evening news

    It's almost provable by science that this is the true "worst".


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,328 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    It's almost Shakespearean in comparison to what we have these days..

    But nearly everything on the thread is from way back. The new stuff must be better.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,868 ✭✭✭Dick phelan


    Some rap music has abysmal lyrics. Nicki Minaj Anaconda as an example


    This dude named Michael, used to ride motorcycles
    It's bigger than a tower, I ain't talkin' 'bout Eiffel's
    Real country ass ****** let me play with his rifle
    Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
    Now that bang, bang, bang
    I let him hit it cause he hang, hang, hang
    All in the salad like his name Romaine
    And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
    I'm on some dumb ****, by the way, what he say?
    He can tell I ain't missing no meals
    Come through and **** him in my automobile
    Let him eat it with his grills, and he telling me to chill
    And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
    He say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
    So I pulled up in the Jag, Mayweather with the jab like
    Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    From Stop That Train by Vanilla Ice..

    Her shape was so petite, and so unique
    Her eyes flamed with passion like she was possessed
    As I shivered and quivered while she rubbed on my chest
    'Slaved and engraved I couldn't scream
    Moaning and groaning like she could take on the A-Team :pac:

    Oh my God, what have I got into?
    Sooner or later I thought she'd get the clue
    'Cause my body was tired and full of sweat and perspire
    The situation I was in could've started a campfire.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,635 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    R.E.M. Lotus is hands down the winner for me:

    Hey hey
    I was hell
    Sarcastic silver swell
    That day it rained
    Tough spun. Hard won. No
    Ocean flower aquarium
    Badlands. Give a hand
    Honey dip. Flim flam
    Hey hey. Hey hey
    That cat can walk like a big bad man

    And I really like that song!


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Also, Toto Africa.

    know that I must do what's right, as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

    You've got a dirty, whorish mouth.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,286 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    "I drive a Mercedes Benz
    Got me a Rolex watch
    Have millions in the bank
    And my new runners cost a grand"

    Some generic male R&B artist

    "Men are slime
    Girl power
    If you want me, put a ring on it
    But I'm an independent woman"

    Some generic female R&B artist

    Not actual lyrics but sums up a lot of the ****e I hear on the radio


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I'm into a band from Latvia known as Brainstorm ('Prata Vetra'.)

    They translate their lyrics from Latvian directly into English and it's often times hilarious. They end up making no sense.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,347 ✭✭✭✭Grayditch


    You've got a dirty, whorish mouth.

    He's kinda right. It doesn't even fit into the bar of music they're on.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    colm_mcm wrote: »

    Also, Toto Africa.

    know that I must do what's right, as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

    :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Also, Toto Africa.

    know that I must do what's right, as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

    Always thought that was "rises like a leopard"....which now come to think of it would have to be a pretty big ****in leopard.:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    I'm into a band from Latvia known as Brainstorm ('Prata Vetra'.)

    That's the most hipster thing I've ever read in my life.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    This makes me want to bang my head off the steering wheel when I hear it.

    J-Lo

    I ain't gon' be cooking all day, I ain't your mama
    I ain't gon' do your laundry, I ain't your mama
    I ain't your mama, boy, I ain't your mama
    When you're gon' get your act together?
    I ain't your mama
    No, I ain't your mama
    No, I ain't your mama, no


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