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    #32
    grindle
    Registered Users Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    dxhound2005 wrote: »
    But nearly everything on the thread is from way back. The new stuff must be better.

    Better and worse. The benefit of having no barrier for entry these days.

    Lil Pump - Gucci Gang
    Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
    Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
    Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
    Spend ten racks on a new chain
    My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
    I **** a bitch, I forgot her name
    I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
    Rather go and buy Balmains
    Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
    Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
    Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
    Spend ten racks on a new chain
    My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
    I **** a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah
    I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
    Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
    Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
    My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
    Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
    Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
    Me and my grandma take meds, ooh
    None of this **** be new to me
    ****ing my teacher, call it tutory
    Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
    **** your airline, **** your company
    Bitch, your breath smell like some cigarettes
    I'd rather **** a bitch from the projects
    They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet
    Now Lil Pump fly a private jet
    Everybody screaming "**** West Jet!"
    Lil Pump still sell that meth
    Hunnid on my wrist sippin on Tech
    **** a lil bitch, make her pussy wet

    Knacktastic.


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    #33
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    Alf Veedersane wrote: »
    You've got a dirty, whorish mouth.

    Ah he's right. It's a great tune but at the same time, cram as many African places into the song as we can!


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    #34
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    The master of Faux-Profound Lyrics Noel Gallagher



    "AKA... What A Life!"

    Someday you might find your hero
    Some say you might lose your mind
    I'm keeping my head down now for the summer
    I'm out of my mind but pour me another
    I'm going to take that tiger outside for a ride

    What a life [x2]

    Keep on chasing down that rainbow
    You'll never know what you might find
    Over the sunset on the horizon
    It may be a dream but it tastes like poison
    I'm going to take that tiger outside for a ride

    What a life [x4]

    What a life [x4]

    Someday you might find your hero
    Some say you might lose your mind



    Absolute tripe


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    #35
    facehugger99
    Registered Users Posts: 7,216 ✭✭✭facehugger99


    I get high
    I don't cry
    Money in the bank
    Think I'll have a ****
    Got you on my mind
    Like a lemon rind
    And you feel the same
    Now it's pourin' rain
    So I grabbed a bag
    and got in my jag

    Money don't Sleep; Slajazzy Jeff


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    #36
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Was looking up lyrics to another song when I came across this monstrosity. An affront to lyricists everywhere by Kelis. I've cut some of it, repeats etc

    I said, her from the city
    So her got to be witty, witty
    She said, him from the country
    So him got to be funky, funky

    Mama, I'm a millionaire, but I feel like a bum
    Mama, I'm a millionaire, but I feel like the only one
    I, I, I, I woke up early this morning
    I don't think y'all heard me
    I woke up early this morning, but I still ain't see the sun

    Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
    Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh

    Papa, I'm a millionaire, but Saks Fifth Ave. don't sell affection
    Saks Fifth Ave. don't sell affection
    Papa, I'm a millionaire, but I ain't moving in the right direction
    Something ain't right, I know
    I ain't rich, til he is rich, and she is rich, then we is rich oh
    I ain't rich, til he is rich, and she is rich, then we is rich

    Where there is cheese there are rats
    Where ever there are rats there are cats
    Where ever there are cats there are dogs
    If you got the dogs, you got bitches
    Bitches always out to put their paws on your riches
    If you got riches, you got glitches
    If you got glitches in your life computer, turn it off
    And then reboot it, now you back on
    Can't just put the cap on the old bottle
    Once you pop it, that will spoil it
    Go on and drink it and enjoy it, uh
    Mama, I'm a millionaire

    Bit in bold is vomit inducing.


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    #37
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    " I want you to ruin my life, ruin my life, ruin my life yeah"


    Nice positive message for the young wans there!


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    #38
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Girls, we run this motha, yeah
    Girls, we run this motha, yeah
    Girls, we run this motha, yeah
    Girls we run this motha, girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls


    on and on and on...


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    #39
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Forbidden Fruit by Roy Harper (of Pink Floyds Have a Cigar fame).

    It's not bad in the sense that it's badly written but it's creepy as fuck, especially considering he was accused of sexual assault against a twelve year old.
    Baby, won't you play with me ?
    Games that no one else can see ?
    Leanin' over out my window
    Flashing me a mini flower show

    Steal away from mummy, oh there's my little girl
    On the pillow of my tummy give my hair a curl
    Run your fingers under and over, make us a little pool
    And don't forget about tomorrow in the same place after school

    Baby, make me calm your fears
    Let me hold your thirteen years
    In between the silky, love me
    Race my heart and let my tongue rest

    Oh baby I can feel you, see my thunderburst
    Melting us together in the plains of magic thirst
    We can be forever and ever, watching the water fall
    Floating in the lake of all peace after love and after all

    We can be forever and ever, watching the water fall
    Floating in the lake of all peace after love and after all


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    #40
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    Just get ready for work, work, work, work, work, work
    You see me I be work, work, work, work, work, work
    You see me do me dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt
    There's something 'bout that work, work, work, work, work, work
    Duh, duh, duh, nana nana nana
    When you a gon' nah nah nah nah nah nah
    Before the table turn, turn turn turn

    Rihanna - Work


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