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The Stones pact with the Devil.

  • 13-12-2018 7:16pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 20,395 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Ronnie decides to finally give up heavy drinking before his 75th birthday.
    Disregarding the dried leather look how are these guys still alive? nevermind still tearing it up.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭Snotty


    Genes, if you have good genes, smoking,drinkinh, drugs, doesn't seam to mater.
    Weak genes and healthy all your life and dead with a heart attack at 50




  • They can afford a blood transfusion every other week.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,395 ✭✭✭✭kneemos




  • Registered Users Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭Snotty


    kneemos wrote: »

    I though this was going to be a story about his death :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    Mick jagger is banging a 20 something year old. Proof that personality is more important than looks :)

    Proof that money talks.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,586 ✭✭✭ Oaklyn Hundreds Roadside


    They can afford a blood transfusion every other week.

    Young blood too.

    One article in the papers said something always happens when they play the SFTD song live. Someone might fall off their ladder, spill their tea or loose a leg etc.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,248 ✭✭✭✭salmocab


    British rock stars are indestructible. American ones die in their 20s or 30s but the Brits raised on spam are laughing at death.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ Milani Savory Steakhouse


    They are some ancient looking guys for their mid 70s though.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,650 Mod ✭✭✭✭Say Your Number


    Read Keith Richards book a few years ago, looking at the photos he looked about 37 when he was in his early twenties..


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,624 ✭✭✭✭meeeeh


    I would suspect some of them are quite fit and active despite hedonistic lifestyle.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭irishguitarlad


    It's down to stress and they've had a largely stress free life.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,243 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Their insatiable desire to father more children keeps them going.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭dense


    Read Keith Richards book a few years ago, looking at the photos he looked about 37 when he was in his early twenties..


    Read it too. The guy's head is completely up his own arce.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    They sacrificed Freddie Mercury to the devil to live forever.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    we-need-to-start-worrying-about-what-kind-of-world-35812426.png


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,125 ✭✭✭mistersifter


    Jagger is a health freak and has been for a long time. Don't think he's tearing it up....unless by "it" you mean young **********


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,017 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Ronnie fcuking Wood

    69-74 with Mick Taylor is The Rolling Stones



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    Love The Stones except for "I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all, it was you and me" - what the hell is that supposed to mean? Seems like one of those "deep" lyrics that students would think is ****ing brilliant.

    Those who shot/ordered the assassination of JFK and RFK are the ones who killed the Kennedys.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,505 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    Read Keith Richards book a few years ago, looking at the photos he looked about 37 when he was in his early twenties..

    "keef" has always looked about 270




  • they never carried any weight, tbf


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭dense


    they never carried any weight, tbf

    Most junkies don't.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭dense


    Jagger is a health freak and has been for a long time. Don't think he's tearing it up....unless by "it" you mean young **********

    And all they talk about it is Trump.
    The Stones wrote the book on it.

    Which one of them had the "relationship" with the 13 year old girl? Oh yeah Big Bill!


  • Registered Users Posts: 229 ✭✭John Sacrimoni


    Hopefully they all have a few years left, or enough time that they can come back here for a gig anyway. The Croke Park gig last year was superb.


  • Registered Users Posts: 229 ✭✭John Sacrimoni


    Jagger is a health freak and has been for a long time. Don't think he's tearing it up....unless by "it" you mean young **********

    Jagger aint tearing anything up with that little mickey of his.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭dense


    Jagger aint tearing anything up with that little mickey of his.

    That you Keef??


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    dense wrote: »
    Most junkies don't.

    You havent seen many junkies lately, fat ****s these days.


  • Registered Users Posts: 229 ✭✭John Sacrimoni


    Bambi wrote: »
    You havent seen many junkies lately, fat ****s these days.

    Its the methadone that makes them fat.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Its the methadone that makes them fat.

    it's endless bottles of Yazoo and Kinder Buenos


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,033 ✭✭✭OU812


    Love The Stones except for "I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all, it was you and me" - what the hell is that supposed to mean? Seems like one of those "deep" lyrics that students would think is ****ing brilliant.

    Those who shot/ordered the assassination of JFK and RFK are the ones who killed the Kennedys.

    If "You & Me" hadn't elected them they wouldn't have died the way they did.

    "We" put them in that position, ergo "We" are responsible for their deaths.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    OU812 wrote: »
    If "You & Me" hadn't elected them they wouldn't have died the way they did.

    "We" put them in that position, ergo "We" are responsible for their deaths.
    Ah well now that's a heck of a stretch there by the Mickster and the Keefster. But it's "deep"!


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